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NBA: The Spurs drank my milkshake

The Spurs’ ability to fall down when stared at and thus earn offensive fouls against the Suns big men in the first half is continuously ridiculous. The Suns are playing, frankly, like an under-tattooed Nuggets team: no soul.
Despite bringing flopping to basketball, which is the ultimate egregious sin against the beautiful game, The Suns/Spurs [...]

TIMBERS SEASON OPENER: SPREAD THE LOVE!!!

I will be bumping this post all week, leading up to the game on Thursday at 7pm. It’s going to be an Electric Evening.

Let’s show some love for THE Portland Icon before he rides into the sunset!
Gastronaut, you ask, who should I bring?
If you’re interested in partying with Fidel Gastro before during [...]

well, are ya?

Reality of Idiocracy, here we come!
via, via

basic cable madness

How is it that The Wire is still fucking amazing on BET? You lose 25% of the dialogue. You still hear ’shit’ but no ‘bitch’. the FCC are odd.
Here I am giving a shit when it ain’t my turn to give a shit.

overheard in the portland interwebs

From my boy Setpiece Toebash over at the Timbers Army forums:
“As a dutiful employee of the city of Gresham, I can attest that most of my frost-tipped brethren have the slickest neon green sleds complete with spoilers and tailpipes with the tokyo drift effect built in. I’m unsure about what happens when the grid [...]

Can’t touch this

The internet has destroyed lazy days of reading real books. Youtube, you are the devil.

welcome to all the growabrain readers! thanks for the link Hanan. I hope you take a look around, but if you do, you’ll quickly realize that I’m not nearly as cool as Mr. Levin.

No Jobs today, Pendejo!

Thanks Pete!

Fascintating mashups

You know I love Growabrain. This is why.

This is a mashup by Paul Proulx from Hobnox. He’s done one for Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson. Anderson posted the mashup of his movies on his own website.
I’ve basically copied the entire growabrain post, but if you love the Coens and their best movie, the [...]

More Patton Oswalt

Patton Blogs on his myspace page. Here’s what he said about his trip to Portland.
“I love Portland…but. I love visiting there…but.
It’s Disneyland for the alternative scene. “I’ve never seen such a low testosterone level in a city,” said my wife, enchanted by Voodoo Donuts and the Chinese Gardens. “I know I shouldn’t say this, [...]

Sound Advice

Graffiti from the Banana on 12th and Division.