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Everybody chill….

I’m clearly mailing it in this week, but big changes are a comin’ around here. stay tuned.

Well look who’s been called up to the big leagues

“Don’t think, Meat, you’ll only hurt the ball club”
My penchant for major league snark has caught the eye of a big league club. My first appearance out of the bullpen can be found here.

Business in the Front, Party in the Back

Hello friends, we are talking about the Moustache (bagote) and the Mullet (cubana)!

Survival of the fittest

I have been on a tear recently, eating, drinking and flitting about on weekdays, weekday nights and weekends like I’ve been sitting still for 6 months.
Oh wait, I did.

Vows of Poverty

I know that playing professional soccer in the United States involves a vow of poverty (unless you’re goldenballs), but someone’s taken it a bit too far:
MLS player retires to enter priesthood

rants and raves

Rant: Fucking Timbers. They’re playing like they’re two goals up when they’re two goals down.
Rave: little piggy Give-away that gave the Army ammunition to pelt the Puerto Rico Goalkeeper who shook his nuts at us.
Rant: Fucking Timbers.
Rave: Bringing tourists into the Army who had fun despite the look of deep sadness on the [...]

Belated independence day huzzah

I had a pretty good independence day, including leading a bike tour for some PDX noobs, giving directions to I5 to a folksy father and son team from small town Oklahoma, and preceded by a great friendly match between the Timbers and a Monarcas De Morelia, a vastly superior team. Friendlies are great because [...]

New Coen Brothers Movie

this looks like it’ll be awesome:

Psst. Bone marrow drive info!

Hey folks! There’s plenty of information about the Bone Marrow Donor Drive over here.
If you cannot attend the event and wish to join the National Marrow Donor Program, visit The Donor Garden

well gee, make it obvious

spotted on Hawthorne, in the parking lot of a restaurant space I worked in three tenants ago:

I can’t come up with a follow up joke, but thanks to the Kosher Twinkie for the anonymizing and the added features to the pic.