Feb 4th, 2009
by Markovitch.
At various time over many years I’ve had the pleasure and annoyance of torturing culinary school students. Sure, some are atually talented, but those usually figured out culinary school was a rip off early on but stuck it out anyway.
Now I present an Achewood comic, encapsulating how I treated (or wanted to trick) my interns.
hat [...]
Jan 10th, 2009
by Markovitch.
Howdy Folks! Things will be changing a bit around here, because I hightailed it out of PDX for the new challenge that is Shanghai, China. I’ll be here for a while with girlie, and I’ll be blogging as best I can, you can buhleeee’ dat.
I’ve already seen some amazing feats of architecture, had a cabbie [...]
Dec 25th, 2008
by Markovitch.
Bill Simmons is a douchey yet extraordinarily popular writer for ESPN.com’s Page 2, and has a short column in ESPN the Magazine. Mick Foley killed himself night in and night out in the ring for 20 years as Cactus Jack and many other characters, and was one of the focuses of a Pro Wrestling documentary, [...]
Dec 8th, 2008
by Markovitch.
Urban Chickens
There is another option for Portland’s roosters on the run: about 40 minutes from downtown, just off the Mount Hood Highway in the town of Boring, sits Geren’s Farm Supply. The feed store has long operated a small, low-ceilinged shed called the Critter Korner, where farmers bring unwanted livestock. Geren’s then sells the animals. [...]
Nov 29th, 2008
by Markovitch.
I don’t understand why people who don’t cook 364 days a year suddenly think they can cook a large meal that involves roasting a whole animal. –Matt from Biwa
The man has a good point. I was in a fun position this year; I participated in another family’s traditions, in which the day’s schedule, alcohol list, [...]
Nov 24th, 2008
by Markovitch.
Channing Frye is a Center/Power Forward for the Portland Trailblazers. He’s also a blogger. Scratch that, he’s really the only real NBA blogger: unlike Agent Zero, who literally phones in his blog posts, Frye is typing all on his own, and cracking jokes that probably scare his management. Take his most recent post, a review [...]
Nov 22nd, 2008
by Markovitch.
For those of you who might be watching the MLS Cup Final this sunday, be sure to catch the pregame show. Alexi Lalas, the Ginger haired nutter who embodies the American Soccer Ethos of failing upwards, will shotgun a can of redbull on national television.
He’s taking his training very seriously.
Nov 17th, 2008
by Markovitch.
Mame Shiba apparently translattes literally to Bean Puppies, and is a nickname for smaller japanese dog varieties. Apparently the term has been borrowed for some creeptastical anime:
There are magical pixie beans inside your Natto! This must be the vegetarian version of suicide food. I’m going to ask the Biwa kids about this [...]
Oct 14th, 2008
by Markovitch.
I have this shiny new site here, and the Blogtown @ the Mercury has decided I’m on their blogroll, so excuse me a moment if I attempt to figure out who keeps coming to this site.
I know a bit about people (from statcounter), for instance:
Most of my hits come from Oregon and SW Washington, but [...]
Oct 3rd, 2008
by Markovitch.
I’m borrowing a picture montage from the Mail News on Sunday (UK) and bringing it here, because my mother always loved Herons, and after many canoe trips and lake trips and trips involving herons that I did or (often) didn’t want to attend, I’ve learned why. My mom is secretly the world’s best interrogator, [...]