New chef: I gotta take a dump.
Waiter: There’s no toilet seat in the employee bathroom.
New chef: Dude, I just got out of jail after five years. I could shit in a pickle bucket in the middle of our dining room and it wouldn’t bother me.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
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pickle buckets
that’s some rank cheese
Oedipus Rex, in 8 minutes, performed by vegetables. (NSFW)
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The Gulag Archipeligo performed by a troupe of latvian stones
No Exit performed by 3 mime-amputees
The Muppets Present: Tao Te Ching
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Groupie central
I don’t know which I admire more–the artistic tagging of proper Grafitti artists, or the Banksy/Lefty/fuck with your marketing Grafitti. Either way, this is an instant classic.
reposted from Pauls Flickr
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R.I.P. Max Roach
Rest In Peace, Max Roach.
This clip contains the three most important drummers EVER: Art Blakey, Elvin Jones, and the newly passed, Max Roach.
he is survived by his children, including his daughter Maxine, herself a brilliant Jazz Violinist.
space hoopty
I think NASA should rename the Space Shuttle the Space Hoopty.
it seems like evey time they drive it half way to the moon, they’ve gotta pull over, slap some duct-tape on the fender and add coolant.
that is all.
a gem from alt-portland of yore
I love GrowABrain. it must be the most eccentric and fascinating blog on the internet, making it the opposite of this one. I’ve linked to things I saw on Grow A Brain more than any other corner of the interwebs. My shining moment as a food blogger and of randomness hunter was when [...]
pizza delivery
Alls I know is that when I’m done with a shift, i don’t want to cook either.
please pizza phone guy, be my delivery man…
of course I’m usually too cheap to pay for delivery and just walk to the house of dough, but whatever.
Robert Rodriguez cooks for me
I’d been sitting on this link for a while, but the spread of Christopher Walken’s ‘Chicken with Pears’ performance reminded me to throw these videos up. Apparently they’re easter eggs in his movies’ DVDs.
ever see martin short choke on a donut?
now you have.
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dick cakes
gotta love craigslist.
that is all.