A Blog about everything weird that happens while you eat
I’ve mentioned bacon more than once. there was the bacon birthday suit, an asinine burger and the bacon cereal.
this one, is an experiment that should start a porcine fad in every city in America.
the Bacon Bacon Cheeseburger
my favorite part? They use Light Ranch Dressing, to save on some calories.
“It was like a king [...]
pot brownies for dummies–what not to do:
step 1: confiscate a bag from some punk kids just trying to dull the pain of suburban youth.
step 2: use google to learn how to bake pot brownies.
step 3: eat too many, ignoring the warnings that abound on the internet about ingesting THC
step 4: FREAK THE FUCK OUT
somewhere in [...]
In celebration of Easter, when Ram Ram will start drinking beer again, and lil E can have her french fries, I thought I’d write a post about the deprivation of Lent, and all that silliness. Unfortunately for you, We already got through what I had to say.
Last night on South Park, to save Stan and [...]
This is awesome. freakin’ awesome
someone took voodoo doughnuts’ blunt donut’ to it’s logical extreme, it appears.
this post is sort of ruined by the recent Mercury issue, but Archie McPhee has a porktastical goal in life. to make every element of daily existence more bacon-centric.
the bacon breath ‘mints
the bacon suit
Bacon Bandages
Me? I’m holding out for the Bacon Birthday Suit.
breaking all the windows in the restaurant will be allowed at a reasonable price.
gotta love theme restaurants in Croatia? i think? maybe? taxi’s got a cellphone. how weird.
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there are several things i love about Britain:
1) No one is capable of giving useful directions. I’m not harping on my friends over there; I was outside a pub on Old Street (yes, Old, not ‘Olde’) in a crowd of brits all unsuccessfully attempting give directions to there.
2) It’s not alcoholism, it’s british culture
4) [...]
Dude #1: Eh, those two cans should be okay.
Dude #2: No. That’s fucking not enough.
Dude #3: Dude, you’re not fucking listening to me — we’re only doubling the recipe, not quadrupling it. Stop just fucking thinking of yourself!
Dude #4: You’re not listening to me! Look at the fucking recipe — if we’ve got one pound [...]
Ok, so my roommate vacillates between eating nothing but salad and nothing but junk. Below is photographic evidence of both:
The Taco Bell bag is recent, but those tomatoes are old. PURCHASED BEFORE THANKSGIVING 2006 OLD
the smaller one looks a bit shriveled and old, but the tomato in the foreground is unnatural. Let [...]
I’d like to see Bourdain vs. himself. He’d talk a alot of trash for 40 minutes and make some french fries