The Mad Cow Diner
621 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 9721
“Dogs and Burger”
burgers served on kaiser roll with Aioli Caramelized Onion Pickle and choice of Potato Salad or Macaroni Salad
OLD FASHIONED FRANKFURTER – Simply Grilled 2
THE 313 CONEY DOG – House Made Chili Sauce Onions 3
THE LONG HORN – Foot Long 313 Chili Onions 5
HAMBURGER – 4
TILLAMOOK BURGER – 5
SWISS & MUSHROOM BURGER – 6
DAILY VEGETARIAN BURGER – 6″
I’m not going to type out beverages. They’re all bottles, but there is beer.

Well Mr Fancy Pants McFancy of Fancy town USA…FANCY!
new layout, politcally aware address and the whole works. You are two doses of sass and a pinch of LOLCATZ away from a book deal.
I belive your musings (HA!) will be well recieved especially given this aesthetically pleasing surrounding. But can’t you get some sort of twirling java script animation of wizard who shits fire on the top banner? That would be rad!
Good luck in your new address.
keep it classy.